I was barely sitting down when i heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but i don’t know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of a question is that? At that point, i’m thinking this is too bizarre so i say: “Uhhh… i’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point i am just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear another question. “Can i come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, “No… I’m a little busy right now!!!”

The i hear the guy say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s and idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”