Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t know or love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”
The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.” I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.”
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems???
March 10th, 2010 | Posted in Funny | No Comments
Private companies are supplying MCD with inter locking tiles which are being put to use all over Delhi. These tiles are made by recycling old construction material from various MCD sites. Though this is a good thing that MCD is recycling but if you look into the quality of the tile you will notice that this is not going to last even a year, besides look closely and you will see that these so called inter locking tiles don’t seem to interlock at all. What a waste!

March 1st, 2010 | Posted in Delhi | 1 Comment
I am not big on playing Holi though i would have loved to if everyone would play with just organic colours and water, but since that hardly happen… i keep myself locked in my house
but for everyone else who does play… wish you a very happy Holi!
March 1st, 2010 | Posted in Festivals | No Comments
Cribb sent in by one of our readers Ashok
In India, from our childhood, we usually come across the phrase ‘Export Quality’. Whenever we used to accompany our parents to [...] Continue Reading…
February 19th, 2010 | Posted in Funny | 2 Comments
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February 5th, 2010 | Posted in Banking | No Comments
I wanted to wish everyone a very happy Republic Day… I hope you have a fun filled day today even though it’s a dry day
Cheers!
January 26th, 2010 | Posted in Cribbin | 1 Comment
Cribb sent in my Hardik
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January 16th, 2010 | Posted in Cribbin | 5 Comments
Wishing everyone a very happy Lohri 2010
History of Lohri and How is it celebrated:
Lohri, is celebrated every year on 13th of January. It is a festival to worship fire. [...] Continue Reading…
January 13th, 2010 | Posted in Festivals | No Comments